Sunday, December 30, 2012

Dear Parents: Several students from each class are neglecting to bring their A Streetcar Named Desire text to class. Perhaps, your child is one of these "neglectful" students who will receive a "0" for coming to class unprepared. Soon, immediately after we complete the remaining scenes from the play, your child will be administered an "open-book" assessment in the form of AP Style Multiple Choice Questions. If your child neglects to bring this required text, your child will not be permitted to complete the assessment at this time. Furthermore, since other students will be sharing answers/questions with each other after class, your child will then be given a "different" and perhaps, much more difficult assessment tool that will be completed during our 37.5 minutes tutorial session.  A SPECIAL NOTE TO STUDENTS: DO NOT ASK PERMISSION TO GO TO YOUR LOCKER TO RETRIEVE YOUR TEXT-PERMISSION TO DO SO WILL BE DENIED!